Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Conservatives to Show Off Their Hot Air

They're going to use some of it to fill up a 70 foot tall balloon and launch it from Warner Park in Nashville. Apparently, just this small sampling of conservative hot air is dense enough to lift the balloon into the air and fly it nearly five miles. The stunt is intended to demonstrate just how much conservatives value lower taxes over the ability to exist on our planet.

In other news, scientists in California have invented a bug that eats garbage and craps crude petroleum oil.

Do you think the conservatives filling up the balloon realize how much less they rate - in terms of contributions to humankind - than the crap coming out of a bug invented by scientists in California?

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